Nothing Ever Happens To Olsen!

Olsen, I'm afraid there's just no hope for you!

Lois Lane and Lana Lang show up on this page.

Like I said, there's just no hope for Olsen!

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Dreams Of An Olsen Fiend

Ewa Sonnet:

Smile Often, Dream Big, and Move Forward.
Don't look back... You're not going that way!

Olsen's going to have some dreams after looking at this picture, but afterward he'll pretend he didn't have any.




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PC And Olsen

Phyllis Coates with older than dirt Olsen, who is peeking again, this time at us.







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Olsen Peeked Again

Olsen goes around for the rest of the day with two black eyes and says he suffers for her art. He usually pretends he doesn't look at these pictures.





























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Further Adventures Of Flashbulb Olsen

Olsen's at it again.   



Olsen goes around muttering something about "seatbelts vs. airbags" for the rest of the day, and he still won't admit to having peeked at this picture when he thought no one was looking.

Olsen goes around muttering something about "Some swell sweater" for the rest of the day, and then he still won't admit to having peeked at this picture when he thought no one was looking.

Olsen goes around mumbling about "Spanish" for the rest of the day, and then he still won't admit to having peeked at this picture when he thought no one was looking.

Olsen goes around in a daze for the rest of the day, muttering something about protruding and obtruding into the space of others on the elevator, and then he still won't admit to having peeked at this picture.

Olsen goes on and on about "The Robe", and he isn't talking about the movie of the same name.

Olsen goes around for the rest of the day muttering about what will happen if "the last button popped". He can't wait.

Olsen said this was a dirty picture, but a blonde washed his mouth out with soap for saying that, so he decided to go back to pretending he didn't look at these pictures.

"Give me a hand, will you, Olsen?"

 

 

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Olsen Strikes Out

Olsen dreams of glory, but alas his fantasy is far different from reality.

 

Of course, if you were to look inside, you'd see stories where they tried to depict Olsen more favorably.

 

 

 

But then, after 52 pages of  self-glorifying adventures, the real truth comes out!

 

Of course, there Olsen's character is called by a different name. That way they figure nobody will know what a loser he is. They think they'll think this guy is someone else.

But notice that the little bow tie is still there.











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Olsen's At It Again...

Olsen stumbles around in a daze for the rest of the day, mumbling something that involves "Jumbo Jets" and a stewardess. And he still won't admit to looking at this picture.

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Olsen's Hangover

Olsen's hangover isn't what you might expect.

Nothing about Olsen ever seems to be what you'd expect.

Olsen is a weird guy.

 Olsen goes around trying to do this for the rest of the day and then he keeps falling down because he isn't looking where he's going. He says he didn't see this picture, either. Don't believe him.

Bathtime For Ewa

Bathtime for Ewa Sonnet.

"Relaxing in bubbles. No peeking."





Olsen Peeked.

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Olsen Looked, Don't Let Him Tell You Otherwise

Olsen pretends otherwise, but don't you believe him. He snuck a few peeks at these pictures when he thought no one was looking. I'm not the only Ewa Sonnet fan.

 

Olsen stumbles about in a daze for the rest of the day mumbling about how crowded the elevator was, and then he still denies having looked at this picture.

 

Olsen staggers around in a daze for the rest of the day mumbling something about an avalanche. And he still won't admit he was looking at this picture.

Olsen goes around in a daze for the rest of the day muttering something about a cup or two overfloweth, and he still won't admit he looked at the picture.

 

 Olsen goes around muttering for the rest of the day about "recurring avalanches". Not too surprising, him sneaking peeks at these pictures is a recurring thing, too..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Olsen keeps staggering around in a daze and mumbling about not being able to ride his bike because of "dangerous curves". And then he still denies having seen this picture.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Olsen goes around muttering something about a cop and being "busted" for the rest of the day, and then he still won't admit he's been looking at this picture.

 

 

Olsen goes around muttering about "big blue marbles" for the rest of the day till he loses his job with DC comics for pushing the competition. And he still won't admit he was looking at this picture.

Olsen staggers around muttering something about "vast expanses" for the rest of the day and then he still won't admit to having seen this picture.



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