HERO CAT SAVES NATION!!!
OBAMA'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE FOUND BY CAT SCROUNGING IN GARBAGE AFTER ALL OTHER ATTEMPTS FAILED!!!
Really! This is the STRAIGHT DOPE!!!
Just like Obama smokes!!!
And all his friends!!!
OBAMA REALLY WAS BORN IN HAWAII!!!
SEE?
So there's no need to fight any more!!!
WE WON!!!
AND OUR DONKEY IS HAPPY!!!








